Fourth Day as a Superhero: "Quit Patching It Up With Tape!"
We will now announce the winner of this year's Grand Prix.
The winner will not only walk way with the prestige,
but also a 100 million gold to set up their business.
Without further ado,
the winner of this year's Golden Toilet Seat is...
Me?
Please give him a big hand, everyone!
Thank you very much.
First, I'd like to the thank the organizers, the Number One Toilet Seat Group
and the Big Ben Group.
And I'd also like to thank my wife and daughter.
Can you come home tonight?
Nah, I have to submit a new
toilet seat plan to the client ASAP.
I'm in a meeting. Don't call me.
Hey, we're presenting the new product here.
Pay attention!
With the support of my family,
I managed to finish the
revolutionary Internet Smart Toilet Seat.
You still can't come home?
Min-chan has a seafood allergy!
Can't say I appreciate checking your phone during a business dinner.
She's in a lot of pain.
I apologize.
For the sake of the toilet seat world over the next century,
we must keep seeking new frontiers!
Oh, you're the so-called toilet seat prince?
You're really famous.
Wow, is this a new product?
A detachable butt-cleaning toilet seat?
So fancy! I wanna sit on it!
Hang on a sec. I've got a call.
Hello? What is it?
Don't call me for that crap.
Just call someone to repair it, or replace it.
Quit calling me for everything.
In addition, we've also introduced
a cutting-edge touch system.
By connecting to the Wi-Fi...
Wife Calling
Your wife's calling.
I'm in a meeting—
Let's get divorced.
Dude, were you strangling me all night?
No wonder I had such a bad dream.
You dumb local creature.
At least die once or twice, or killing you won't be worth it.
Abeshi!
Sorry I'm immortal!
Hey, Yamada-san! You seriously want us to live together?!
Did you get a leaseholder's foreigner resident permit?
Wait a second.
I need a resident permit to stay on this tiny blue planet?
I have an idea, Fatty.
You seem quite skilled, so would you like to work for me?
Be my right hand and assist me until I become emperor.
This guy's quite good at Japanese, even though he's an alien.
Why is he better than me?
He keeps using these difficult phrases, one after another.
I studied just a little, to seize the heart of the female glober next door.
I used all episodes of AiPre as reference.
AiPre
Hey. What did you just say?
Scared, are we?
I can even sing the opening theme.
Pre, Pre, Pre ♪
Run papa~ ♪
No! Before that!
I will not let you put the moves on Min-chan!
Oh? So you call her Min-chan?
Right, you were head over heels for her, too.
You're out of luck. You're up against the most formidable rival in the universe.
Are you stupid? I'm not your rival!
Then why get so worked up?
Min-chan, haa haa.
Min-chan, haa haa!
Seriously, stop that!
There, there. I get that you're both crazy about Min-chan next door.
That aside, my pair and your pairs
add up to six in total.
Eat them and make up.
Oh, Min-chan from next door!
Speak of the devil! Commando! Lick-o! Nipslip-o!
Mr. Yamada...
The tap for our bathtub broke again.
The plumber said he'd take a while,
and I put my clothes in the washing machine and have nothing to wear.
Would you please help me out?
Please?
Me! Me! I'll help you!
I won't give you the chance!
Face Punch!
I'm a superhero, y'know? What's with this treatment?
Not this fatty again!
You're stalking me because I'm a pretty, little high school girl?
Mister, please call the cops or the JSDF!
I wanna boom shakalaka with you, missy!
Wait, I'm talking all weird again.
Please, my beloved.
Would you spread your legs a bit more
and let me witness a beautiful sight?
Sorry, these two are distant relatives of mine.
Relatives?
Didn't you enter my room without permission the other day?
It wasn't on purpose. I was drunk that day.
I didn't know where the bathroom was because I was new and got it wrong.
My future wife,
instead of letting this fatty in, invite me into your room.
Step on me and hit me all you want!
I'll scream in a more pleasant voice than a fatty.
Don't get ahead of yourself, young'un!
You'll get in Min-chan's room over my dead body.
They're weirdos, but whatever.
So, can either you of repair plumbings?
Me!
This tap keeps breaking, no matter how many times we fix it.
Sit back and watch, pleb.
As a future king, I cannot let my subjects do all the fighting.
Hey, why're you making such a big deal out of fixing a tap?
Just by speaking, you expose your shallow nature.
You must observe everything from the bottom of your heart.
The only way to figure out the root of the problem is...
How original!
Instead of fixing the leak,
he wants to drink up all the water?
Theoretically, it's possible.
But this pipe is connected to the entire city's water network.
That means he'll have to drink up all the city's water!
And it won't stop there!
The water company gets its supply from the rivers and ocean outside!
Aliens are terrifying!
Is he trying to drink up all the ocean water, too?!
Wait, Alien.
Don't tell me your true aim is to complete your conquest
by drinking up all of Earth's water and parching it?
Then I must stop you before you do, no matter what!
My monologue was pointless.
He was just a stupid alien.
Min-chan, he drowned!
This is terrible!
Wait, I'll call for help right away!
This is my fault.
I can keep going.
You're gonna keep drinking? You're not done? Way to go, Prince!
Hey, hold this down for me.
Getting a superhero and a planet's prince to fix it?
What does this tap think it is?
No, this is my fault.
I should've fixed it properly,
a long time ago.
You make it sound like you've been here for a long time.
That's right.
This is my home.
Hurry up and come home.
The tap in the bath broke again.
Min-chan's still in there. She'll catch a cold.
Don't call me for that crap.
Just call someone to repair it, or replace it.
Eek! Don't give a facial, dammit!
Hey, rotten old man! I told you to fix the tap, didn't I?
Quit patching it up with tape!
What are you, a beginner?
Fix this, fix that, fix everything.
You're just like your mom.
I told her to replace it,
but she replaced me instead.
I may have become a superhero,
but I can't even make Min-chan happy?
I guess...
some things just can't be fixed once they break.
Wait a second.
Did you say this was your home, just now?
Then, is Min-chan...
Yeah, Min-chan...
is my only daughter.
I blurted out the truth!
Huh? I actually managed to say what I wanted to say.
I see. Since he's an alien, I don't have to keep it a secret from him.
I see. So Min-chan's your daughter, fatty.
No wonder you won't leave her alone.
Um...
I have a favor to ask!
Go ahead.
You first.
No, you first.
I love Min-chan, Father!
Abeshi again!
Eat a sandal punch!
I bought a swim ring!
Is he still drowning?
Where'd they go?
Oh, they fixed it?
They look like perverts, but they're actually quite helpful, huh?
Huh? It's still leaking?
Tape again. What are you, beginners?
Huh?
Old man?
That stupid son of mine!
Planet Tenaricent
Please suppress your rage, Great Emperor!
Selling the ship to stay on Earth?
Just how selfish is he?
Father.
No need to worry. We can stop this from getting any worse.
Let me deal with
my useless older brother.
Is it you, Min-chan?
Who?